Malaysian Air Lines Forking Over The Cash:
CNN: "Malaysia Airlines said Tuesday it has offered family members $5,000 for each passenger aboard the ill-fated Flight 370 and was preparing to make additional payments as the prolonged search continues."
Lee Matthews: "Wow, gee, uh thanks! Uh, my husband pulled down triple digits each year keeping our three kids fed and in school, was on his way home from a meeting with your government on better ways to purify water for orphans in your country. But 5k? Yeah, that will make everything better! Now, where did I put my lawyer's phone number?"